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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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