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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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