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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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