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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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