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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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