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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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