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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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