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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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