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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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