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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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