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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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