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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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