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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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