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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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