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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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