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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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