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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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