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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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