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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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