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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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