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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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