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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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