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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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