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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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