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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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