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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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