Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

1081
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

3227
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

1480
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

458
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

2211
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

1994
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

623
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

846
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

47
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

1611
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

2367
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

2479