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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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