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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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