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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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