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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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