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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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