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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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