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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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