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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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