Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

2043
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

670
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

2437
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

865
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

2362
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

666
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

1302
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

1914
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

408
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

3038
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

215