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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981

What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

3192

Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

1068

When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900

Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

114

What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

3258

Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

1416

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

841

Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

2099

What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

75

What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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