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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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