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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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