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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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