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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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