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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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A pear of scissors.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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