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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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