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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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