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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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