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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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