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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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