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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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