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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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