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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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