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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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