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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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