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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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