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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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