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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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