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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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