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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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