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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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