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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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