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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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