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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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