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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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