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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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