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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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