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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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