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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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