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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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