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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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A dessert island.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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