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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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