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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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