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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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