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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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