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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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