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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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