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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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