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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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