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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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