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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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