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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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