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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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