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Akiva Lane
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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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