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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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