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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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