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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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