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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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