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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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