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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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