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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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