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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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