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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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