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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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