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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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