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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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