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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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