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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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