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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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