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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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