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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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