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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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