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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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