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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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