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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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