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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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