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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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A paradigm.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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