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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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