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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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