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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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