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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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