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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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