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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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