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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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