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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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