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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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