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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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