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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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