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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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