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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Akiva Lane
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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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