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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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