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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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