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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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