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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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