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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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