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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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