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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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