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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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