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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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