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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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