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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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