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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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