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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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A swimming pool table.

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