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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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