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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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