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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Akiva Lane
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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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