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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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