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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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