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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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