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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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