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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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