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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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