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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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