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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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