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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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