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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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