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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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