Pictures:

How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

765

What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

2664

How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

1805

Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

2275

When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

3166

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571

What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

115

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

3430

How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

51

What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

3435

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959