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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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