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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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