Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

3261
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

384
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

1412
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

798
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

3126
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

1849
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

2961
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

1147
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

1508
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

379
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

1322
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

1801