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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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