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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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