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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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