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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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