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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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