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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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