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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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