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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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