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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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