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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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