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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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