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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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