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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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