Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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