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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Akiva Lane
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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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