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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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