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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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