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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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