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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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