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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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