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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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