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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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