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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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