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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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