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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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