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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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