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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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