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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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