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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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