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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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