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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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A dessert island.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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