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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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