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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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