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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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