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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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