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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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