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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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