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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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