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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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