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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

1954

What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

1965

How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

1872

Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

27

Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

937

Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

2589

What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

1927

What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

1468

When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

2163

What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

1073

What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

2779

What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

1913