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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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