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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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