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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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