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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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