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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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ChatGPT
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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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