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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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