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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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