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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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