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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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