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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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