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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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