Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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