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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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