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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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