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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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