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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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