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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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