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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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