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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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