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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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