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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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