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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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