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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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