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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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