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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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