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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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