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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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