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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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