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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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