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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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