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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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