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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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