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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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