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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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