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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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