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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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